Please enjoy and make copies for anyone possible.
Vampirates - "Muffstache" (2008)

This was recorded on 7/6/08 with Joe Johnston at Pus Cavern in Sacramento,
Ca..
Purchase Muffstache at Interpunk.com for $7.25. Or digitally at scoresofmusic.com for $5.
Right Click and "Save Target As"
| 01 | Bottom Of The Top |
| 02 | By My Ball |
| 03 | Geriatrocide |
| 04 | So Wrong, So Long |
| 05 | Sweet Relief |
| 06 | Visualization |
| 07 | The Angry Sloth |
Vampirates - "Summer Ale EP" (2004)

This record was self-produced using a BR-8 between 9-21 and 9-26-2004.
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| 01 | Punish Your Body (Beer For Breakfast) |
| 02 | Retardmobile Gets A Wash |
| 03 | Bombmob |
| 04 | Dave Ball |
| 05 | Rippin' Riot |
| 06 | I Hate Girls |
| 07 | Wrong Answer |
Vampirates - "Shitpanzimps" (2003)

Recorded on one long night at the Tofu Factory Studios in Ashland, Or. on 6-9-2003.
Remixed in Jan-Feb of 2004
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LIVE SHIT
Vampirates - "Oh Anal! Live at the LFAG" (2006)

This record was self-produced and recorded live in Ashland, Oregon on 12-8-2006.
It is a split record between two Vampirates side projects (Edepit (Eddie/Pat)
and Butthak (Eddie/Chris)) and Vampirates (Eddie/Geoff/Pat/Chris).
Right Click and "Save Target As"
| 01 | Edepit | Mugchugger |
| 02 | Edepit | 436 |
| 03 | Edepit | Sheep Brain |
| 04 | Edepit | Nice Lady |
| 05 | Edepit | Doomworthy |
| 06 | Edepit | Bottom Yogurt |
| 07 | Edepit | Patbeeb |
| 08 | Butthak | Buttnoise |
| 09 | Butthak | Butthak |
| 10 | Butthak | Buttsmile |
| 11 | Butthak | Mr. Buttmassage Machine |
| 12 | Butthak | Buttwolf |
| 13 | Vampirates | I Hate The Mall |
| 14 | Vampirates | Cocksmoker |
| 15 | Vampirates | Black Lipstick |
| 16 | Vampirates | Eddie Balls |
| 17 | Vampirates | Boogers |
| 18 | Vampirates | Mirror Image |
| 19 | Vampirates | Fecal Destruction |
| 20 | Vampirates | BBB |
| 21 | Vampirates | Die Without Speaking To Anyone |
| 22 | Vampirates | Demons |
| 23 | Vampirates | Assfro |
| 24 | Vampirates | I Gross Me Out |
| 25 | Vampirates | Kegstand |
| 26 | Vampirates | Fuckerhead |
| 27 | Vampirates | Transylvania Zombie Fuck |
| 28 | Vampirates | Rippin' Riot |
Here are a couple of songs from our appearance at the Treehouse Solfest in Takilma, Or. on 06-10-2005.
| 1 | Bombmob - Cocksmoker |
| 2 | Black Lipstick - Retardmobile Gets A Wash - I Hate The Mall (missing parts) |
Here's a bootleg from Musichead in Medford, Or. from 3-15-2004.
We had Chris on drums and played with Seven Eyes, Only Human, and Everyone Dies.
| Live At Musichead (3/15/04) |
| Demons In Your Brain |
| Cocksmoker |
| Transylvania Zombie Fuck |
| I Ate Them All |
| Die Without Speaking To Anyone |
| Bleeding Bastard Barf |
| Eddie Balls |
| Mirror Image |
| Fecal Destruction |
| Fuckerhead |
| I Gross Me Out |
| Shut Up |
This is a live bootleg from Pat's Prison Cell in Ashland, Or. on 5-20-2003
We had a guest didgeridooest for a few songs, see if you can hear him.
| Side 1 |
| Die Without Speaking to Anyone |
| Fuckerhead |
| Feces On The Door |
| We Will Destroy You |
| Ripping Riot |
| Demons In Your Brain |
| I Hate The Mall |
| Mirror Image |
| Side 2 |
| I Gross Me Out |
| Kegstand |
| Eddie Balls |
| Bleeding Bastard Barf |
| Shut Up |
| Cocksmoker |
| Transylvania Zombie Fuck |
Here are a few rough demos.
Visualization (rough
demo)
Mirror Image (rough
demo)
Please send an e-mail to thevampirates@hotmail.com
if any of these links do not work. Thanks.