vampirates muffstache logo

Click the links to download the MP3s from this album.

Black Lipstick

Some good blood from a bad girl
I've drank until it dripped right off my chin
Good love from a bad boy
Scrape my back when your demons rape me and

Black lipstick black lipstick
I don't wanna fuck a slut who wears black lipstick
Black lipstick black lipstick
Corruption of innocence

Black lipstick
Lookin' so much more like a Saigon whore when I wear
Black lipstick
I fucked a dirty bitch

The form of a mortal girl
She aint gonna last forever
All decays everything fades
Not a way I could forget her

Porno lipstick girl
And I aint gonna get much better
When I see how she behaves
Not a way I could forget her

Black lipstick black lipstick
I don't wanna fuck a slut who wears black lipstick
Corruption of innocence

Black lipstick
Lookin' so much more like a Saigon whore when I wear
Black lipstick

Lick my balls you dirty bitch

Fuckerhead

You guys are really cool
YOU'RE LYING
I really like your songs
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
And I get lots of chicks
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Some kind of a rebel
IT'S FUCKIN BULLSHIT

That's not important to me
YOU'RE LYING
I got some chronic shit
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
Hey I'm a straight up guy
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
And not a fucking fuckerhead
IT'S FUCKIN BULLSHIT

I'm really doing fine
YOU'RE LYING
Got job security
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
Paycheck is in the mail
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
And I know what I need
IT'S FUCKIN BULLSHIT

These doses are really fly
YOU'RE LYING
And I wont charge you much
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
But they wont get you high
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
And I don't give a fuck
IT'S FUCKIN BULLSHIT

Cocksmoker

I speak of death and I talk about drugs
All the girls I wanna fuck
I'm a maniac timebomb waitin' to explode
President sucks on a donkey's choad

Bottles of cough syrup pukin' red
I've been bloody in the head
Little pill 40 ounces
Desperation has been slaughtered

Cocksmoker cocksmoker cocksmoker
You're just another smoker

Smoke weed all day and I jack off too
Never gave me something better to do
And until I'm dead I'll be payin' the bills
Send me over seas to kill

Some kids I don't even know
Eat shit I ain't gonna go
Send the poor to fight a war while you protect the rich
And the president sucks on his daddy's dick

Cocksmoker cocksmoker cocksmoker
You're just another smoker

I Hate The Mall

Feed beer to my gut
Said the donkey vampire slut
When I chew you to the bone
I eat my feast I eat alone

Feed me little kids
Said the fairy werewolf tits
Bleeding blood that's black and blue
Bleeding cuz I wanted to

Bloody fingers guts and brains
Eyeballs nipples livers veins
Fed myself with ripping flesh
Fed myself a bloody mess

Zombies came to eat the children
Werewolfs came to eat my brain
Crackheads came to rip your face off
Scoundrels came to eat my body
Came to eat my body
Came to eat my body

I ate them all

Ripping limbs from your dead corpse
Shredding teeth into your flesh
Dripping from your carcass
Hot and red
Stabbing bones into your fucking head

And you rot away
And you'll rot away
And you rot away

I ate them all

Mirror Image

Don't you think I'm bleeding from the head
Mindless better off when I'm dead
And I hate livin' life government said
Kill myself and fuck instead

Evil seeds itself directly
Ripping at my flesh inject me
Piercing bloody veins the feast of sin
Drinkin' 'til my liver's cavin' in

Reflection of your world
Cessation of society
No bosses no TV
Contaminate authority

Mirror image of your world
Illogical hypocrisy
No judges no police
Ant people have been diseased

The birth of a monster permanently stained
Final breath psycho deranged
Rotting souls are what's left of the Bastard Brain
Fuck 'em all again

Smoking crack and my mind becomes a haze
Dancing at the foot of your shallow grave
Murdered by the one you loved a slave
And you'll fucking bleed for the rest of your days

Reflection of your world
Cessation of society
No bosses no TV
Contaminate authority

Mirror image of your world
Illogical hypocrisy
No judges no police
Ant people have been diseased

Eddie Balls

Eddie told some bitch
To lick his balls
And she licked 'em

Die Without Speaking To Anyone

Sometimes when I知 up in the morning
I go for as long as I can without speaking to anyone
Sometimes when I知 up in the morning
I go for as long as I can without looking at anyone

Sometimes when I知 up in the morning
Die without speaking to anyone
Sometimes when I知 up in the morning
Die without reaching to anyone

I知 better off minding my own business
You池e better off leaving me alone

Sometimes when I知 up in the morning
I go without speaking to anyone
Sometimes when I知 up in the morning
I go without reaching to anyone

I知 better off minding my own business
You池e better off leaving me alone

Die without speaking to anyone
Die without looking at anyone
Die without reaching to anyone
Never believe in anyone
Die without speaking to anyone
Die without looking at anyone
Die without noticing anyone
Never believe in anyone

Sometimes when I知 up in the morning

Feces On The Door

You tell me I wipe my feces on the door
Fucking bullshit fucking fuck anymore
Now why can't I see shit on someone's door
I wish it was me I wish it was me

Fuck you Officer Caswell
Fuck you Officer Caswell
Fuck you Officer Caswell
Fuck you Shelly Clark

Feces on the door
Feces on the door

Demons In Your Brain

I'll take demons and put them in your body
I'll take demons and put them in your brain
Take your soul and put it in my mouth
Chew you up and fucking spit you out

And you ain稚 seen what I could do to you
But I arghnaa yeeurgh kuyeaah

Demons in your brain

I Gross Me Out

Barfing bleeding burning breeding
Filthy freezing fallen fiending
Malformation and decay
What I fucking know today

Disgusted with myself again
Disease infected in my skin
Demolishing my only friend
Fucking wait here 'til I'm dead

And I fucking gross me out
I gross me out

I am a monstrosity
Obliterated purity
Brewed itself inside of me
Tainted all I fucking see

And I fucking gross me out
I gross me out

We Will Destroy You

We don't know
We don't care
We will destroy you

Shut Up

Shut up
Shut up

Shut up
No one cares what you say so
Shut up
No ones listening anyway
Shut up
Stupid bullshit everyday
Shut up

I知 gonna pee on everyone I see
I知 gonna put drugs in your coffee
I知 gonna take pills and sniff glue
Block out shit I hear from you so

Shut up
No one cares what you say so
Shut up
No ones listening anyway
Shut up
Stupid bullshit everyday
Shut up

I知 sick of it
And I知 tired of it

So shut up

Bleeding Bastard Barf

All my life I lived in puke
I grew up learning to hate you
Self destruction breakin down
I pulverize your redneck town

Force our lives around a clock
Stinky jocks and racist cops
I don稚 need to feed the plaguer
Stabbing bodies with a dagger

Reagan didn稚 do us much
And Bush is just a stupid fuck
They try to send me on a draft
Rip it up and fuckin laugh

Policemen will brutalitize
See the bullshit in your eyes
Got no love for uncle sam
Coward bigot nazi man a

Bastard a bastard a bastard
A bleeding bastard
Bastard a bastard a bastard
A barfing bastard
Bastard a bastard a bastard
A bloody bastard
Bastard a bastard a bastard
A broken bastard

Transylvania Zombie Fuck

Earthen morbid emulator
Innuendo werewolf raper
Acidemonotony
Lesbian ghoul deity

Tried to escape too late I was stuck
Transylvania zombie fuck

Knew that it would come to this
Demon bitch gave me a kiss
Got herself a little taste
Blood stained all over her face

Tried to escape too late I was stuck
Transylvania zombie fuck

For all time we live to feast
Those who致e not yet fucked a beast
Druid elfs and vampire whores
Hide behind these castle doors

They池e coming for you Barbara
They池e coming for you Barbara *

From this life you will be stripped
Zombie sleeping in a crypt
Disembodied blood outcast
Without it you値l never last

Tried to escape too late I was stuck
Transylvania zombie fuck

She was a Transylvania zombie fucker

*line from Night Of The Living Dead directed by George Romero